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英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单优质(六篇)

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英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单优质(六篇)
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英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇一

scene 1

cinderella: (cinderella enters. she has enormous feet. she practices a ballet dance. she is a bad dancer.) i have such enormous feet. i look like a seaplane. i will never be a dancer. i always lose at hopscotch (she tries to hopscotch but falls down), and i have to buy a sock for every toe (she holds up her socks)。 i hate my feet. (the 2 stepsisters enter. they are dancing. they are good dancers)from

stepsister 1: ha ha… it’s

stepsister 1&2: cinderella bigfoot!

stepsister 2: are you still trying to be a ballet dancer like us?

stepsister 1: with those feet you look more like a clown than a dancer.

stepsister 1: cinderella, bring me my coat! (cinderella brings her coat. her feet are so big that she trips.)

stepsister 2: cinderella, i am thirsty bring me some water. (cinderella brings her water; she trips and spills the water. the two stepsisters laugh!!) you are so clumsy! (they exit)

cinderella: (crying) it’s not fair… why do i have to have these terrible feet? why can’t i be beautiful and graceful like my stupid stepsisters!

mother: (enters carrying an enormous shoe) cinderella! you left you shoe in the middle of the street. i have told you many times… you cannot go around barefoot. your shoe nearly caused a traffic accident.

cinderella: but mother those shoes don’t fit my feet. they hurt! i want to wear sneakers!

mother: nonsense. you are a young woman. and young women do not wear sneakers! these used to be your sister’s shoes.

cinderella: but they are too small!

mother: you should be happy that she gave them to you after i bought her a new pair.

stepsister 1: (the two stepsisters rush in holding an invitation. they are excited) whew! what is that smell?

stepsister 2: it’s cinderella again! (both sisters hold their noses)

stepsister 1: i almost forgot, the ball is today…

stepsister2: (interrupting) in the kings palace!

stepsister 1: we will meet the prince! have you ever seen his nose? it looks like a skyscraper.

stepsister 2: well he may not be handsome.

stepsister 1 &2: but he is rich! (they laugh together)

cinderella: i heard that the prince can smell a pizza from a mile away.

mother: let me look at that. (she grabs the invitation) oh my goodness. it is today. we have a lot of work to do. cinderella will help you get ready.

cinderella: but, why can’t i go to the ball? i want to dance.

mother: what with those feet? you have trouble enough walking. you might kill someone while you are dancing. it is not safe. now girls please get ready. (mother exits)

stepsister 1: hurry cinderella… where is my dress…?

stepsister 2: and my dress? bring me my shoes…!

cinderella: yes yes… (she runs around while the stepsisters order her around… she has difficulty keeping her balance) it is not a difficult task. your dresses are here!

stepsister 1: be careful cinderella.

stepsister 2: your big feet are stepping on our dresses! (cinderella dresses the 2 girls)

mother: now are you ready girls? let’s go!

stepsister 1: this is going to be so much fun!

stepsister 2: we shall dance all night! (they exit)

scene 2

cinderella: (looks depressed) uhhhhh… now what should i do. i can’t dance… i can barely even walk. i wish my feet would disappear (she places a blanket over her feet and she starts to cry. fairy appears)

fairy: why are you crying dear child? please don’t cry!

cinderella: i cannot go to the prince’s ball.

fairy: but why not? you are not that ugly. stand up.

cinderella: no.

fairy: please stand up. i want to help you. (cinderella stands. the fairy is shocked by her feet) oh my god!

cinderella: (starts to cry again)

fairy: oh, don’t cry my dear. i want to help you.

cinderella: but i don’t have an invitation.

fairy: well i can solve that! zip zap zoo… (she waves her magic wand and cinderella is suddenly wearing a beautiful dress)

cinderella: it’s beautiful… (she is very happy… she looks down at her feet and becomes upset) but what about these?

fairy: hmmmm… i don’t think that i have any shoes that big… wait a moment… (she waves her wand and giant sneakers appear)

cinderella: sneakers… made of glass! (she does a quick dance… and falls down) oops… now, how will i get to the ball? i don’t have a carriage.

fairy: of course… (she waves her wand and nothing happens. she tries again and still nothing appears) ahhh…take the bus. (she hands cinderella some change)

cinderella: thank you fairy godmother.

fairy: one more thing. you must be home before midnight.

cinderella: sure, sure, bye (they exit)

scene 3

stepsister 1: who is that funny looking girl?

stepsister 2: she looks so familiar. (she approached cinderella) do we know each other?

cinderella: (becomes very nervous. she looks away and changes her voice) ah, no i don’t think so. please excuse me i have to go.

stepsister 1: what a strange girl…

prince: (suddenly the prince, who has been standing alone picking his large nose, approaches the stepsisters) wow… what a beautiful girl. who is she? (the sisters shrug their shoulders. the prince walks to cinderella) hello sexy… (he smells her.) you smell great! wanna dance?

cinderella: i would love to!

prince: ouch you stepped on my foot!

cinderella: (the prince can barely walk) maybe we better sit down for a moment. (just then the clock strikes 12.) oh my… i’ve got to go!

prince: but who are you? (the prince shouts as he rubs his feet. cinderella runs away. but she leaves behind one giant glass sneaker. he picks it up and smells it) i am going to find that girl!

scene 4

stepsister 1: (the two girls are doing their make-up as they look in the mirror, cinderella is painting her toenails eavesdropping on their conversation) have you heard the news? remember that strange looking girl at the ball?

stepsister 2: yes…

stepsister 1: well the prince wants to marry her, but he doesn’t know who she is.

stepsister 2: then how can he marry her?

stepsister 1: well she left her shoe behind.

stepsister 2: so the prince will marry whatever woman the shoe fits? (suddenly there is a knock at the door. it is the prince. the girls bow as they meet him. cinderella of course falls down because of her feet.)

prince: (he walks in the room and gives a gigantic sniff.) please ladies sit down. (he smells each of their feet before he tries to put the shoe on their foot. cinderella watches from the corner)

stepsister 1: it fits!

prince: not quite.

stepsister 2: it’s mine!

prince: too big! (he puts his nose in the air and starts to smell. he sniffs all the way over to cinderella’s feet)

stepsister 1: but she wasn’t at the ball…

stepsister 2: yeah she wasn’t at the ball…

prince: please! (she slips it on)

stepsister 1&2: it fits!

prince: will you marry me?

cinderella: only if you will marry me.

prince: i will (he leans in a tries to give cinderella a kiss, but his nose is too big. finally he kisses her hand)

the end

英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇二

----音乐起, 旁白:a long time ago, there was a queen. she had a pretty daughter named snow white. soon after the child was born, the queen died. the queen married another queen. the stepmother didn’t like her very made snow white do the housework all day and all night.

----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁。)

白雪:my name is snow white , i am a beautiful princess, i miss my mother so much, where is my mother? where is my mother?

----音乐起,皇后出场

皇后:i’m the new queen. i’m very beautiful. you see. if anyone is more beautiful than me, i’ll kill her. i have a magic mirror. if i want to know something, it will tell me. now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜:yes, i’m coming. what do you want to know?

皇后:mirror, mirror, on the is the most beautiful?

魔镜:you are beautiful, i there is a young lady. she is as white as snow, as red as is much more beautiful than you.

皇后:she is much more beautiful than me?who is she? tell me quickly.

魔镜:yes. she is snow white.

皇后:snow white? no, i’m the most beautiful in the world. oh, hunter,come here, come here!

猎人:yes. i’m here now.

皇后:hunter! take snow white far away to pick some a place and kill her.

猎人:but she is the princess. …

皇后:no, kill her. bring her heart to me. i don’t want to see her again.

猎人:yes!

皇后:here is a box. you must put her heart in it and bring it to me.

猎人:yes!

----音乐起

白雪:( 高兴地摘花 ) one flower,two flowers,three flowers… how many flowers! how beautiful!

猎人:( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) oh! my god! she is so lovely and pretty! i can’t! i can’t kill her!

白雪:( 看到后大声哭叫)what are you doing? what’s the matter? why do you kill me?

猎人: i’m very sorry. someone wants me to kill you.

白雪:but who?

猎人:the queen.

白雪: but why?

猎人:you are more beautiful than her. so she wants to kill you.

白雪:my dear hunter. don’t kill me. i will runfar away and never come back again.

猎人:ok. run away, the poor child.

白雪:thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白:at this time, a young bear was running by. the hunter shot2 it and took the heart to the queen. snow white began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. she saw a little house.

白雪:oh, my god! the queen can’t find me now, i think. how i am tired! how i want to have a rest! ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. they must be the beds of seven children. oh, how i want to sleep!

旁白:when it was dark, the owners of the house came back. they were seven dwarfs. they were looking for gold in the mountain.

①老学究:look, the lamp in our house is on!

②开心果:who is it?

③喷嚏精:maybe it’s the ghost!

④瞌睡虫:let’s go into our house quietly.

⑤害羞鬼:oh, someone has cleaned our house.

⑥老顽固:maybe it’s the witch3.

⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸。 ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来

老学究:what a lovely child!

开心果:how beautiful!

喷嚏精:who is she?

瞌睡虫:don’t wake her up.

害羞鬼:why is she coming here?

老顽固:kill her.

白雪:  ( 醒来 ) what a nice sleep! oh, who are you? oh, i know. you are senven dwarfs.

七矮人:(齐说) yes,but why are you in our house?

白雪:the queen wants to kill me. so i ran to your house. don’t drive me away. let me stay with you.

老学究:if you look after our house.

开心果:if you do some cooking for us.

喷嚏精:if you make the beds for us.

瞌睡虫:if you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼:but you must be careful.

老顽固:don’t go out. don’t let anyone come in. your stepmother will find you and kill you.

白雪:i know. i know. thank you.

旁白:from then on, snow white kept the house.

on the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.

皇后:mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?

魔镜: you are beautiful. but snow white is still alive and well. she lives with the seven dwarfs. no one is more beautiful than she.

皇后:what? snow white is not dead?……haha,i got a good idear.

旁白:the queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. she came to the house 。

皇后:good things to sell. pretty apples to sell. cheap. very cheap.

白雪:hi, good day, my good grandmother.

皇后:apples. very delicious apples! could you have a taste. this one, please!

白雪:ok! thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )

皇后:hahaha…now i’m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白:when the seven dwarfs came from work. they were greatly surprised to see snow white dead

七矮人:what’s the matter?

老学究:snow white is dead.

七矮人:oh, my god! who did it? it must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)

旁白:although snow white had been dead a long, long time. she looked as if she was living. she looked as white as snow, as red as rose. one day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. when he saw snow white, he fell in love with her.

王子:please, let me have snow white. i love her. i want her to be my wife.

七矮人:ok! carry snow white with you to your palace. be kind to her,please.

王子:yes, i will.i will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)

旁白:as soon as the prince kissed snow white, snow white came to her life

白雪:oh, my god! where am i? what happened?

王子:you are with me, my dear. i love you. i love you more than everything in the world. please be my queen, will you?

白雪:yes, i will, my dear!

七矮人:oh! congratulations4! congratulations!

----音乐起,旁白:the prince took snow white to the palace. their wedding was held with great show

白雪:good bye!

七矮人:bye-bye! may you happy forever!

白雪、王子:thank you later.

(谢幕)

英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇三

scene ii

setting: old lady b is at old lady a’s home

at rise: old lady a is cooking dumplings. old lady b is knocking at the door.

b:              anyone home?

a:              (opens the door) what are you doing here?you must run away with the other neighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.

b:              i’m too hungry to run. can you please give me something to eat?

a:              all right, all right.

b:              (eating dumplings) why don’t you run away like everyone else?

a:              i want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.

b:              but it is too difficult.

a:              i don’t care.

b:              do you have any method to deal with it?

a:              um, i don’t know.

b:              in order to thank you for giving me this food, i can teach you how to kill the monster.

a:              really?how?

b:              well, i know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. so we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.

a:              so what are we waiting for?let’s do it now.

b:              you are right!it’s getting darker and darker outside.

scene iii

settng: outside a’s home.

at rise: the monster shows up in front of a’s home.

monster:    ha!ha!ha!after one year of sleeping, i’m very hungry now. it’s time for me to eat a lot of people. ha!ha!ha!it’s too bad that everybody runs away. oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (knocking on the door.) anybody home? i won’t hurt you, just open the door. (when it sees the red paper on the door.) oh, my god, it’s the color red, i’m afraid of it. stay away from me.

ab:              (opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) you bad monster. now it’s your turn to feel afraid. (they beat drums and strike gongs.)

monster:    oh, my god~ i can’t take it anymore. please forgive me.

a:                you ate all my family. how can i forgive you?

monster:    i’m sorry. i will do anything you say if you only let me go.

b:                i think the monster feels very sorry now.

monster:    yes, yes, i ‘m so sorry.

a:                well, if you go away and never come back, i will forgive you.

b:                yes, and never eat people anymore.

monster:    ok, i promise you i will never eat people and never come here again. (they stop beating drums and striking gongs. the monster runs away and never comes back anymore.)

scene iv

setting: in the village.

at rise: a、b、c、d、e are talking.

c:              how did you do it?

a:              b told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.

d:              wow!how do you know this?(to b)

b:              actually, i’m a fairy. i’m here to help you fight the monster.

e:              oh, thank you. you really did us a big favor.

b:              youre welcome. now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (everyone is happy and clapping their hands.)

the dne

英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇四

领衔主演: m: 猪妈妈 p1: 猪哥哥 p2: 猪二哥 p3: 猪弟弟 w: 老狼

主要演员: b1:小鸟1 b2: 小鸟2 旁白

故事内容:

旁白:long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother. they were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. look! they are coming!

(情景一:猪妈妈和三只小猪以及朋友们在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐)(小鸟飞的音乐)

b1: hello! nice to meet you!

b2: nice to meet you, too.

b1: it is a nice morning.

b2: yes, it is! (猪妈妈和孩子出现)

m: come on, babies!

pp: we’re coming!

m: are you happy today?

pp: yes.

m: do you want to dance?

pp: yes. music!(音乐响,猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞)

p1: mom, look! we’re so strong! (伸出胳膊,亮出肌肉,三个小猪比健美)

p2: yes, i am strong.

p3: no. i am strong!

m: yes! yes! my babies! i think you should have your own house!

pp: ok! i ’d love to.

m : you can do it!

pp: yes! we can! yeah! (做成功的动作)

旁白:the three little pigs make three houses. the first pig built his house with some straw. the second pig built his house with some sticks. the third pig built his house with some bricks. they all think their own house is best! but the wolf is coming! he is very hungry! (音乐)

w: gu, gu, gu gu gu. i’m very hungry. oh, i sniff the pig’s smell. aha! i have a good idea ! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲们) little pig, little pig , let me come in!

p1: no! no! not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.

w :then i ’ll huff and i ’ll puff ,and i ’ll blow your house down.

(吹一下,房子倒了,小猪突然发现,吓了一下,逃跑)

p1: oh! help! help! my brother! please help me! (迅速进入第二只小猪家,马上关门)

p1: close the door! (堵着门)

p2: what’s the matter? don’t be afraid!

p1: a wolf. a big bad wolf.

w: little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !

p1p2: no! no! not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.

w: then i ’ll i ’ll huff and i ’ll puff ,and i ’ll blow your house down.

(狼鼓足气吹一下,房子有点摇晃,又吹三下,两只小猪堵着门,挣扎之后,房子倒了)

(挣扎快跑)

p1p2: oh , my god !let’s run away, run away ! (跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦)

p1: the wolf is very strong!

p2: he wants to eat us!

p3: my god, help me! (三只小猪都在床底下)

w: little pigs, little pigs. let me come in!

p1p2p3: no! not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.

w : open the door! i can get the house down! (吹三下,没动,鼓足又吹三下,迟疑了一下) why ? (最后吹三下,开始喘气了,然后倒地)

p1p3p2 : yeah ! we are safe! (歌曲幸福歌)

旁白:the wolf is very angry ! he has a good idea! he climbs the chimney! the birds tell the three little pigs!

b1b2: my friends! look at the chimney! (狼爬上了烟囱)

p1: how to do? what shall we do?(开始转着跑)

p2: mom!where are you? (哭着说)

p3: don’t worry! i know, let’s see if we can blow the big bad wolf.

p1p2p3: ok , 123…

w : help! no!

p1p2p3: the wolf is running! we are succeed! yeah!

m: my babies. you are good boys. how clever you are! (结尾曲。)

旁白:the big bad wolf was blown far away and he was so frightened of the three little pigs, he never came back. as for the three pigs, they lived happily ever after in their house made of bricks.

英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇五

演员:     p: pirate-grandson.     m: mother.

f: father.             k: king -grandpa.

旁白: there are 4 members in a family, pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. his mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. his dad, andy lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, king is a kindly old man. pirate loves his grandpa most, because king is very spoiling him. he hates his parents. frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, because they are very strict with him. 。

正剧:(p,k出场)

p: old king, open the tv, i want to see tom and jerry. i love that mouse. quick! no time! i can’t wait another second.

k: oh dear! i nearly forget it. don’t worry, i open it right now. (作开电视状)

p: ha ha! it’s really funny! tom is so good! (作高兴状)

oh no! "the end!" where is tom? i hate the end! (摔电视机,作极度气愤状) old king!? (对k吼)

k:oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave pirate, just tell me. i’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)

p:really! ok! now, let’s watch caribbean pirates!

k: humm, no, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)

p: i just like this film, old king, you tell lies. you don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)

k; oh yes, i play it for you. (作为难状) but please be quite, i’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

p: don’t tell so much! i have been an adult man of 7 years old. i promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)

k:ok. (作舒心,安慰状)

p: fight him, kill him. throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)

k: xu …… (作禁声状)。 remember your promise, young adult man.

p: oh? what promise? i have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)

k: oh?! you are right(作理解状,因为pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔)

p: old king. i give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) be my horse, and i will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

k: what! ride on my back! be your horse!!(作惊异状)

p: yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)

k: no, no, sound a good idea! very good! you are a brave pirate. now come on my back. (作无奈状)

p: (作高兴状,作跃上马背状) hei! let’s go! kill all those bad men. quick! run quick! …… (意气风发状)

(m,f携手进场):

p: oh, my god! mummy, daddy! (a,d作慌忙状,挡在电视机前)

m: dad, what are you doing!? naughty pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)

p:(作阳痿状) mummy, it’s not my fault. old king let me massage his back. hei hei (作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧)

m: i don’t believe it. (作严肃状) dad, isn’t really that? (询问k)

k: yes, of course, i can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. oh…… (释然状,因为圆了我的谎)

m: really. i don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) dear, isn’t you ?

f: no, i haven’t, but i decide to enjoy his massage another day, do you think so, dear?

m: yes, really a good suggestion.

(p,d作惊恐状。a:发抖,d:挥汗)

(p挡着电视怕被m、f发现,k也为p作掩饰)

p: mummy, do you feel a little cold?

k: yes, i can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)

m: no, it’s summer. really hot, do you catch cold?

p: no, no, just my feeling. (更加发抖,一不小心被b看到了电视)

m: pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)

p: oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)

m: move away 。little pirate! (作气愤状)

p: oh no! the storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)

m: caribbean pirate! what’s a bad film! little pirate!? (气愤状)

p: mummy, i surrender. (作投降状)

m: daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

k: i know that, but i meat to let him watch tom and jerry and he like it very much. yes? pirate? (想转移话题与pirate站在同一战线)

p: yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)

m: dad, don’t let him watch so much tv, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. he may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)

英语话剧剧本人 英语话剧剧本人简单篇六

旁白:it was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. as time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……

this is a crazy world. in the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.

第一幕:conspire(密谋)

太子丹(上,叹气):ying zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the ,he has got much more cities from my can i live if these things happen again(急)。 hey!! i must think out a good idea. i must make him know who i am.(向幕里大叫)where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)indeed, tell me what shall we do now?

阿三:(毕恭毕敬)just keep calm,please!let me see!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休)(旁外音:当当当,砰!!)(阿三起)ok,i get one,we can sent a hero to put ying zheng to~~~(作杀状)then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状。

太子:ha, ha~~~。 good idea,good idea!but do you think who we can sent?

阿三:i have thought about it, we can send xi men chui xue 。he is traveling in our country these days. i think we can’t lose the chance. we must employ him quickly.

太子:well, deal with the things as soon as possible.

第二幕:tournament (比武)

西门吹雪(上台,摆出一幅酷式,手一张,一条纸带随风而下)

西 门 吹 雪

(xi men chui xue)

身高:190cm

height: 190cm    最爱干的事情:聊qq

favorite doing: chatting

战斗力:无限

war power: endless    最爱的颜色:黑色

favorite color: black

武器:长剑

weaponry: long sword    最爱喝的饮料:啤酒

favorite drinks: beer

血型:o

type of blood: o    最崇拜的。人:小燕子,毛泽东

favorite idol: xiao yanzi mao zedong

today i came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. stand out.

荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边,不敢出大气。

旁白:competition begins.

荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪,半途停住)are you really xi men chui xue?

西门吹雪:just come on.

荆轲:(又冲,停在西门吹雪面前)are you sure you are really the xi men chui xue in the story?

西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! how dare you ask me such a stupid question?

荆轲(环视四周见无一人,便跪在西门吹雪面前,大哭)my hero, i admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. i have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. please don’t kill me. give me the life, please!

西门吹雪(大怒)i thought jingke is a hero. but you beg for life. how can i forgive you? give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲,忽然,捂住自己的肚子,自语) maybe i ate too much this morning, maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?

荆轲:t-o-i-l-e-t-?

西门吹雪:wc.

荆轲:w-c-?

西门吹雪:(急)茅厕!!are you happy to hear such rude words?

荆轲:i know, i know. turn left, left and left.

西门吹雪下。

太子丹与阿三上,看见荆轲,大吃一惊,太子丹给阿三一个眼色,阿三会意。走至荆轲前。

阿三:what’s your name, please? hero.

荆轲不屑一顾。

太子丹(毕恭毕敬)may i have your name, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:

宁 在 花 下 死, 作 鬼 也 风 流。

even dying under the flower, also happy as a ghost.

——快活魔王荆轲是也

happy prince of the gost

太子丹(抱拳):how do you do

荆柯:how do you do.

荆柯突欲走,太子丹给阿三一个眼色。

阿三:hero, wait for a moment. i have a problem which needs your help.

太子丹:you can gain a lot of things.

荆柯欲走又止。

太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.

荆柯正准备拿,但马上又止,转身又欲走

太子丹(慌了):i must use the last way. ladies and gentlemen. this is miss huang!

旁白:"大世界"响起

有一妖艳女子走上(男扮女装),走到荆柯面前,给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。

太子丹与阿三(击掌)yeah!

荆柯(站直,厉声道):great man, both born and die for his motherland. i am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. what shall i do? prince, just say it out. but this lady……

太子丹:no problem.

第三幕:say goodbye in yishui river(易水别)

荆珂挽着那女子,太子丹在后,阿三一手拿着地图,一手拿着人头上。

阿三:we have already reached yishui river.

荆珂:please just stop here. goodbye.

太子丹:hero, let me see you off a little further

荆珂:what a boring guy. if you walk a little further, then you will go to qin instead of me

太子丹:well. goodbye. hero. here is the map and the head of fan yuqi, so as to get trust of the king

荆珂(接过头,扔在一边。太子丹,阿三下,荆珂猛抱住妻子):how can i express my feeling now? i don’t want to leave because i love you. once i think i will kill yingzheng 。 i can’t help rushing into w.c. you known. i don’t want to go. i don’t want to go.

妻子:don’t worry. do you still love me?

荆珂:sure. i love you just like the mouse likes the rice. i love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. you are the one i first kissed, and i hope you will be the last one.

妻子:well. if you are still loving me. you should not make me sad stand up like a man. don’t be fearful. i will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂:you must wait for me.

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,

旁白:"i will be right here waiting for you" 响起

荆珂上船,渐渐远去,(歌落)

妻子:hey! you want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that i bought about you will no use. go to your doom. never come back. (下)

第四幕:murdering (刺秦)。

一大臣跑在前,一大臣紧随其后,跑了一圈,便上气不接下气。

大臣甲(掏出手机一看):hey, bad luck. i am late. the bonus of this month has been lost.

大臣乙:i am tired. i had been chatting on qq until 1 o’ clock last night.

大臣乙(看了一下大臣甲):good. good. your skin is fine.

大臣甲:i use " da bao" everyday.

大臣乙:i have heart the emperor of yan again give our king some good things. be quick, to have a look.

大臣甲:come on

秦王上座,两个大臣各坐一边。

卫兵丙:"can we begin?"

秦王"begin"

卫兵丙:"let the people of yan, jingke come in"

荆柯上。跪下,吓得直发抖。

秦王:"jingke. what’s wrong with you?"

荆柯:"nothing. nothing. may be there are lots of fleas on my body "。

秦王(不烦):what’s the good things, quickly!"

荆柯献图,图穷匕首见,荆柯举刀刺秦,(旁白:go go go only only响起)秦王摔倒,转身逃跑,其他人抱头趴在地上。

两个人围着大臣兜圈,过了一会儿……

大臣甲喊道:"mr king, drink the milk quickly!"扔了一奶壶,秦王接住,咂了一下,顿时,力大无比,立刻将荆柯打倒在地。

秦王:super rubbish, how dare you kill me?

荆柯:im sorry im wrong but the prince of yan told me to. please forgive me!

秦王:you will never live again. what would you like to say?

荆柯:my lovely lady, once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but i didnt cherish it. only after losing it 。i found myself regretting. no pains in the world comes near this, if god could give me another chance, i would say to the girl "i love you! "if there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. i hope it would be ten thousand years.

秦王(吼道):soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!!

第五幕:escape(逃跑)

二个卫兵拖着荆柯上,(手脚以被绑)将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁,甲搜身。

卫兵甲:bad luck. he has no money.

卫兵乙:money?? you are joking! i have searched all his body, just two socks.

卫兵甲:what?? two socks?

卫兵乙:nothing. nothing. (回头)too dangerous.

卫兵甲:put the socks out.

卫兵乙l极不情愿,拿出了一双大小不一的袜子

卫兵甲看了看,比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里,短的扔给了卫兵乙。

卫兵乙:too brazen. (两人互看)oh,’s fair.

荆柯(抬起头):i will give you much more money if you set me free.

二卫兵:really? where is the money?

荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意,解开了绳子。

荆柯(站起来):my brothers, i have a good idea. if you do it,you will get lots of money.

二卫兵:oh,please tell it to us!

荆柯:you can tie another person instead of me to put to death. only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. so no one will find out the secret.

二卫兵:good idea!!(竖指)

荆柯去一边的树林里,拿出两袋钱,扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱,忽卫兵丙推自行车上。

二卫兵(双目相视,大笑,同声):good!!

两人一把抓住骑车人,只往下拉,车子扔在地上。

卫兵丙:what have i done? i haven’t done anything wrong. oh,no no!! have i crime?

二卫兵(异口同声):maybe.大笑。(yesterday once more 起)

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