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2023年搞笑道歉信(16篇)

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2023年搞笑道歉信(16篇)
时间:2023-03-23 17:20:44     小编:zdfb

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搞笑道歉信篇一

愚夫夜观天象、掐指一算,目测老婆大人近日必有不快之事,乃至对我不闻不问、视若无睹。虽然未知我因何而触犯了老婆大人之威严,但请老婆暂收雷霆之怒,以家庭和睦大计为重,接受我的道歉赔礼。仔细思索愚夫这几日的所作所为,大概因为这三件事让老婆红颜不悦。

第一件事:私自购买洗衣机一事

因为听老婆大人抱怨家里的洗衣机太旧,我私自在网上用自己的网银购买了一台全自动洗衣机。这不仅冒犯了您在家庭中的绝对领导地位和无上权威,也暴露了我私设小金库、没有如实将悉数上交的罪行,更暴露了我懒于从事家务、总试图找捷径逃避职责的不良企图,有不服从老婆大人领导之嫌,真是不作死就不会死。

第二件事:没有买到老婆老人喜欢的大骨面

老婆让我一下班就去超市买大骨面,结果我忙到8点半才去超市,以至于大骨面被别人抢购一空。我没有认真听从老婆提出的大骨面最近卖得特别火、最好早点去买这一忠告,是不相信老婆大人的英明领导和神机妙算。让老婆吃不上口味清淡、营养健康的大骨面,更是没有很好地履行作为丈夫的责任,属于严重渎职行为,可以说是十恶不赦。

第三件事:不该对老婆大人的新发型妄加评论

昨天老婆大人剪了新发型,我没有第一时间送上赞美之词,说明我对老婆不够关注、不注意发现老婆之美。当老婆大人问我新发型如何时,我不应只说一句很好看,而没有系统全面地阐述新发型如何清新脱俗、熠熠生辉。当您再次问我跟之前的发型相比如何时,我不该一时失言,说没有之前的好看,严重阻碍老婆大人对美的追求和开拓创新的精神。

老婆大人,我错了,但我不会放弃治疗。万望老婆大人看在我们后年即将出生的孩子份上,宽恕我这一回,给我一次改过自新的机会,否则我就和歌迷小王一起去上天台了。

老公谨上!

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搞笑道歉信篇二

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搞笑道歉信篇三

亲爱的老公:

谢谢你的来信!

我在娘家一切都好,不用挂念。忘了告诉你了,存折上的存款已经转存到了我的帐户,本来我还稍许担心你的经济情况,不过既然你能恶性透支信用卡过得那么滋润,也用不着我担心了。另外我做个善意的提醒,家里厨房碗柜最下面还有2包速食面,虽然你现在吃得挺好,不过我还是有些担心,也许当信用卡告罄后而带鱼,麻杆,猪头三他们个个忙的没空见面的时候,你会需要它们。

替我向对门的新邻居问声好,月底房屋贷款就会到期,到时你就不得不和你的新朋友说拜拜了!对了家里的花你千万别浇水,我种的是仙人掌。咪咪和我在一起,家里的灭害灵早用光了,现在你一定在和小强面面相觑吧。我那两个可爱的弟弟当然不会找你什么麻烦,他们一直在劝我离婚,找一个有本事的男人。现在才觉得回家的感觉真好,不必每天那么辛苦的洗衣烧饭,可以自由的逛街shopping,真是开心!

祝你明天和冰冰玩的愉快,另外听说冰冰的新男友是体育学院的拳击教练,也不知道是真是假,你知道我没那么八卦的啦!

再见!

你亲爱的老婆。

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亲爱的老婆大人:

遵照您的旨意,我在书房里反省了一个小时四十三分零七秒,喝了一杯白开水,上了一次卫生间,没有抽烟,以上事实准确无误,请审查。

附上我的检讨报告,不当之处可以协商。

经过3个月的婚姻生活,我认为老婆同志温柔贤良,勤奋聪颖,是不可多得的好妻子,而身为丈夫的我却举止乖张,态度轻狂,所作所为确有值得商榷之处。

以下是我对自己恶劣行径的剖析,请领导批阅:

1、昨天的事情是我不对。

你做的红烧茄子虽然有点咸,但是香醇可口,瑕不掩瑜,我不该指责你浪费盐。

我这么求全责备,完全是暗藏嫉妒之心。

不过再加点水是可以的。

2、你说喜欢陆毅的时候,我不该信口雌黄说我喜欢梁咏琪,害得你两天不能理我,极其痛苦。

仔细一想,我的回答确实很不妥当,因为你的花心还局限于内地,我却冲到了港台,我还是喜欢周迅好了。

3、你喜欢看韩剧里的小政哥,我不该百般阻挠,你拿我和他比较我也不该表示抗议,因为人家小政哥都没有抗议。

4、星期六的那次婚礼,我说我开会,不知道能不能去,你准备了两个红包,一个100的,一个200的,结果我没去,你不小心送出去了厚的。

亲爱的,我不该笑你,你已经做得很好了,换作我,可能将两个都一块儿送出去了。

5、上次你买来黄花鱼,我不该信誓旦旦,冒充大厨,结果你帮厨时欢呼雀跃,闻味时垂涎欲滴,吃的时候却垂头丧气,对于你脆弱的心理而言,这是难以承受的。

6、你剪短了头发,问我好不好看,我说好看,你很高兴;进一步求证,我说还行;你追问到底好不好,我回答,不如以前好,使你非常难过。

这是我的错,以后此类的回复均以第一次为准。

7、你在网上认识了很多优秀的朋友,一时间鸿雁传书,玉照纷飞,我不该用报纸上的报道打击你。

不过你穿白裙子的那张照片真的不好看,还是穿高领衫的那张好,旁边有我当保镖,显得气派。

8、探望你外甥那次,你回来和我讨论谁应该洗尿布,我的确不该推卸责任,惹你生气。

不过亲爱的,这项任务过于遥远,我们还是讨论谁负责生好了。

他们家是谁生的?

9、你指责我把袜子到处乱放时,我不应该反诬你到处放书,毕竟袜子是臭的,书是香的。

10、你请雪儿吃麦当劳的时候,我不该在桌子下面偷偷踢她,让你大发雷霆,可是她踩坏了我那么多皮鞋,你为什么都不管?

11、你说我长得不如你漂亮的时候,我不应该顽固抵赖,你说得很对,证据确凿,可以让瞎子作证。

12、我下楼倒垃圾回来,你围着我转了好几圈,问我抽了几根,我说一根,你就大生其气。

亲爱的,我真不知道你的鼻子如此灵敏,其实我抽了两根。

你一直是善解人意的女孩,希望你能够原谅我,给我改过自新的机会。

为了家庭安定,经济繁荣,顺便提几个小小的建议:

1。不要指着电视里的帅哥说他像你从前的男友,你第一次近距离接近男士是在大二的舞会上,慌慌张张地狂踩别人的脚,很不幸那个人是我。

2。逛商店的时候,不要总是突发奇想,比如要买一个粉碎机回去做蒜泥,你不觉得我这个机器比较经济吗?

3。吃饭的时候,你总是嫌我吃得少,照相的时候却又嫌我胖,亲爱的,这真的让我很为难。

4。不要给我出一些刁钻古怪的问题,说那是脑筋急转弯,结果让我逻辑混乱。

5。不要在我看枪战片的时候给我讲笑话,而且不笑不行。

以上种种,请老婆大人明鉴。

友情提示:卧室里昨日有蜘蛛出没,如需护驾,请联系客厅西面休闲区组合沙发一号,竭诚为您服务。

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亲爱的老婆大人:

我错了,我真的错了,我让你生气、让你不开心,我不应该用这种恶劣的态度你,更不应该摔东西的。

我很抱歉,事实上我完全可以控制住当时激动的心情,其实惹你不开心,是我犯下的最大错误。每次你不理我的时候,我都会很伤心,我总是千方百计想办法来哄你开心。

我想只要我的老婆笑了,那一切都不太严重了。我也会很高兴,当时我真得很着急、心乱如麻。其实,我也得到了相应的教训,我的心同样的痛苦和悲伤,伤害了你,同时也伤害自己。其实,谁愿意上火呢?这可能是我太在意你,经常以不小心,有时一个笑话就惹你生气了。我不知道该怎么做,我很害怕,怕你离开我,因为我不知道我的世界少了你会变成什么样子。

第一次你生这么大的期,我也不知道我能做些什么,我永远记得我们当初相恋时候的点点滴滴,我只是想告诉你我有多么爱你,可是你也知道我天生愚蠢,我还是不知道如何表达我的情绪。,

我喜欢看你狡黠的微笑,喜欢你的撒娇,但你哭泣时,我心如刀割。老婆,我想这辈子最对不起的人是你,每次都害你生气,不开心,我必须对你说上一万句对不起,才能弥补我的过错。

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敬礼!

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亲爱的老婆:

你,在娘家还好吗?

从我们怄气到现在你已经离家出走达38小时零37分钟了,这距离你出走史上的最高纪录还差4个小时零21分钟,我知道你在等我向你登门道歉,我也准备这样做,但我更希望你能坚持下去,再创你出走史上的新高!

我在家里一切还好,请不要惦念.虽然,你带走了存折,不过,你不用担心我的经济来源,因为我手里还有一张附属信用卡.信用卡用起来就是方便,我已经买了5件衬衣,7条内裤和12双袜子,估计每天一套能穿到你回来了.名牌就是名牌,虽然贵了点……

我的伙食问题你也不用担心,我已经到7家新开张的酒楼试吃过了;带鱼、麻杆、猪头三他们怕我一个人孤单,天天陪着我,不过他们尽点好菜好酒,我没办法啦,你知道我死要面子的。最让我心烦的就是对门新搬来的那个女人,差不多每天都来借醋借蒜什么的。不过你放心我是决不会犯错误的,这方面你要对我有信心。至于,家里的花花草草,我想让它们提早适应沙漠化的环境,决不给它们浇水,这有利于它们的物种进化。对了,咱家的咪咪是陪你一起回娘家了吗?我两天没见它了。

你也不用担心我那两个可爱的小舅了,会一时冲动来找我做出什么不理智的事来,昨天我请他们爆搓了一顿,顺便向他们讲了我们之间的一点小事,他们听后拉着我的手哭着说:“姐夫,真是苦了你了!”

我会接你并向你道歉的,不过你在娘家安心地住一段时间也好,“常回家看看”嘛!老人们也需要你。

另:如果你明天不回来的话,冰冰约我去吃比萨我就去了,反正闲着也是闲着,老拒绝人家也不好,终究是一个单位的同事嘛。

再见!

道歉人:xxx

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搞笑道歉信篇十一

亲爱的两位耳朵先生:

首先要谢谢两位,在我脑袋的一左一右守护着我,要不是你们,我就永远听不到动听的音乐。

在我身体中的所有器官中,最悲惨的就属您二位了。夏天游泳的时候,我经常不带耳塞,让脏水流进你们的身体,严重损害了你们的健康。使得两位无法正常工作,声音细如丝,几乎每年都要去医院就诊。为此,我表示深切的内疚,所以,我在这里要对你们说第一声“对不起”。

我在拉二胡的时候,旁边的老妈总是唠叨个不停,一会儿这儿一会儿那儿的,简直是鸡蛋里挑骨头。这一切不仅影响了两位的正常工作,也使得两位心烦意乱,最终造成耳鸣和老妈声音恐惧症。为此,我要对你们说第二声“对不起”,并保证,下次拉二胡的时候一定用棉花塞住耳朵,让两位能够正常工作,不再受无休止噪音的严重干扰。

因为社会的混乱,我周围有很多人都在说一些不文明的话语,我想不听都不行。这些不文明的话语传进了你们的身体了,使得你们的心理健康遭到严重的破坏。为此,我要对你们说第三声对不起,并保证以后尽量少听见不文明的话语(有时候上街也会听到),以保证你们的心理健康。

耳朵先生,这些年辛苦你了,我向您两位表示诚挚的歉意。

祝您两位工作顺利,心想事成,万事如意!

xxx

xx年x月x日

搞笑道歉信篇十二

亲爱的小幺:

亲爱的,请你读完这封信好吗,我保证,这次我说的要是有半点假话,你就当我炸糊,要我咋包就咋包!

自打你跑回娘家以后,我就过上了十三不靠的日子,这段时间里,我已深深地认识到了我的错误!

回想起来,咱俩也是十几年的夫妻了,还记得刚结婚的那段日子吗?那时候,虽然日子过得清苦些,可你却是那么的疼我,就是吃个西瓜,你也是尽可能地让我多吃红中,而你自己却在一旁心甘情愿地啃着白板!

美好的时光总是太短暂,自打我迷上麻将以来,我们家的日子就如同坐庄点炮一样,让人不堪回首,初入道时,我的运气尚可,自搂,单砸,每局下来,总是小有收获,但最近一段时间,我的运气不知为什么总是处于缺幺断九的状态,在那些刚一上听就点炮的日子里,我的心情更是低到了极点,经常无缘无故地对你发一些东西南北风,甚至在睡梦中经常狂xxx揪着你的鼻子喊着二并自搂儿!

亲爱的,回来吧,人常说,夫妻二人就好比幺饼两块,合在一起才能够糊牌,每当我看到白板的时候就想起初恋时你送给我的红手帕,每当我看到九饼的时候就想起你烙的芝麻饼,思来想去,过去那些杠上开花的好日子总是那么的让人难忘!

亲爱的,回来吧,我向你保证,我再也不碰麻将了,如果我再玩,你就让我一把不糊,把把缺门,上听点炮,炸糊包庄!

亲爱的,回来吧,我保证,今后我一定好好干,争取每年挣个三万,早点发财,再买他一套一条龙的房子,养他几十只幺鸡,咱也过他几天舒心日子,到那时,咱老俩口栽点旱烟,种点苞米儿,扯个闲皮儿,嗑点瓜子儿,有说有笑,那有多得儿!

道歉人:xxx

xxxx年xx月xx日

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亲爱的老婆,

关于今天未得到您的批准而擅自动用家里生活费的事件,我做了深刻的反思,我觉得我主要犯了以下几个错误:

一、主次不分,观念不清,对家里的现实状况没有清醒的认识,将别人放在了主要位置而忽略了老婆的感受。

二、过于大男子主义,为了面子而偷偷的绑定支付宝银行卡,这是不对的。

三、跟老婆电话的时候,态度不好,认错不诚恳。

经过一系列的反思,现在对于我之前的错误行为向老婆进行深刻的道歉,希望老婆原谅,保证卸载支付宝,并保证以后的金钱来往都事先给老婆报备!

请老婆别生气了,笑一个,俺以后不敢了!

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